With the American mythos that exactly half of everyone subscribes to one of the two shades of the uniparty, it’s not too bad.

It reads like his entire shade plus 20% of the other party’s base.

If only there were some way to change the ancient text. Some sort of amend-sion. Surely our benevolent leaders would have figured something like that out by now. I guess we’ll just have to keep voting and hoping every four years