Donald Trump has made a bizarre confession about his own health at an event at the White House.
The US president was addressing a group of firefighters when he went on a tangent about personal vices.
“If you don’t drink or you don’t take drugs or if you don’t smoke, there’s no problem,” Trump said.
“I have other problems, I have some very severe problems. But those are not one of them.”
“I don’t want to add them to the list, 'cos if I did I guarantee I wouldn’t be here right now.”
He has access to the best doctors in the world, so dont get your hopes up.
He’s probably going to do some star wars emperor shit
They’ll juice him up like when he had COVID
His face is gonna rot off and underneath will be a Terminator skeleton and his trumpees are just gonna clap and slob.
Install the first ai botnet in his skull and merge it with his consciousness and watch him do some 40k emperor shit and live forever, except Trump’ll still be able to talk :(
Six ambulances, motherfuckers. SUCK IT, TREBEK.