Texas: Those damn commies have destroyed Texas, we need to vote Republican to repair the damage!

Republicans who have controlled every level of politics in Texas for over 20 years: Yeah, what he said!

Right. As opposed to the rest of the country where seeing millionaires in congress is such a rarity.

If Texas elects a New York Yankee i think we should redesignate Texas as the most cucked of all states.

Hank Hill(who was born in Yankee stadium) would be absolutely aghast by this