I’m all for this.
I want to see Trump try to stand in front of lights and stage for an extended period of time. His dementia, incontinence and physical frailty will be exposed to all. Maybe a major stroke light will be on the cards as well.
I’m all for this.
I want to see Trump try to stand in front of lights and stage for an extended period of time. His dementia, incontinence and physical frailty will be exposed to all. Maybe a major stroke light will be on the cards as well.
Alternative to Fox News.
What the actual f*** is happening?
My guess is that it’s another Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle. Trump just says things and expects his team to make it happen. And he expects everyone around him to bow to his every whim.
The Four Seasons thing was because he announced that he was going to be having a rally at the Four Seasons. This was clearly in reference to the Four Seasons Hotel. But he didn’t have anything booked there yet. The hotel management refused to book it. So Trump ended up at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead. Because the alternative would be Trump being shown as a liar.
And this is just another instance of Trump speaking before he has anything actually booked. He expected all the artists to just bend over and agree to do the show, because that’s what normally happens when he makes demands.
I bet someone at the White House emailed millivanilli@gmail.com or something, and the person at the other end thought it would be funny to fuck with them and accept lol
Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping.
What’s next?
Millie Vanilli God Bless the USA Bibles.
@Sumocat @Zedstrian With Rob Pilatus being dead since 1998 it would be just Vanilli?
There’s two groups of people claiming the name Milli Vanilli: one is the original actual singers (including Jodie Rocco) and the other is
PilatusMorvan (plus supporting musicians). Nobody knows which group they were referring to in the announcement (though they had a picture ofPilatusMorvan) and, afaik,PilatusMorvan hasn’t commented yet.Edit: Morvan, not Pilatus. Duh.
So instead of inviting the people who actually made the songs, this implies that they invited half of the duo who didn’t make them almost 40 years ago?
Who do you think Trump would want: someone with musical talent, or someone who can look good lip syncing to old songs on stage?
By my math, none of them are going to look pretty up on that stage. They should just hire a pair of attractive black men to lip sync it all over again. Just like Milli Vanilli was back in the day.
Is that really surprising though?
Not remotely. I think it couldn’t be more on brand. I think someone offered up Milli Vanilli Total Landscaping. They were spot on.
@Lumidaub Due to being dead since 1998.
I edited, apparently while you were commenting :)