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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    In the memo released by the White House, U.S. Navy Capt. Sean Barbabella, physician to the president, wrote: “President Donald Trump remains in excellent health, demonstrating strong cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and overall physical function.”

    I’m waiting for them to go full “The Interview”

    You telling me that man doesn’t pee or poop?!

    • NekoKoneko@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Yes… But White House staffers know how terrifying it would be for the public to realize Trump is an actual superhuman, so they put his diapers on him pre-loaded to not tip anyone off.