I know it is aimed at digital artists but I highly recommend Krita as a photo editing alternative. Even with it not being the primary focus it knocks all the socks off Gimp. Unsure of psd support though!

There’s a good one called Ubuntu.

It connects to Le Open Wifi from your neighbours, or adhoc to a TV of the same make, or saves up all the logs and transfers them when the next owner of the TV connects it to their own network.

To be clear: I have no proof of this, but since it is all closed source, we probably will never know.

A Thunkpad.

How can this be?! I heard they are the best country in the world?!

Professionals are never cocky. Cocky comes back to bite.