Oh right. Uhh… The Slim Jim guy, then.

Department of jackasses still fits pretty well.

Hulk Hogan. Why not, sky’s the limit when you don’t give a fuck.

I misread this as something about both of them exploding. I’m disappointed.

You’re right. To Florida with you!

Eat some more roadkill and hopefully the worms will rid us of you.

I’ve had to travel a lot this year due to being displaced in a few ways, but the advertisements in this country have gone fucking bonkers with political ads and messages. I do my very best to just take ads out if every corner of my life now, it’s just rotting the brain to have anywhere near you now, it all feels like subliminal messages I didn’t ask for and get bombarded by.